Jokes & Riddles!Q: What do elves wash their hands with at the north pole? A: Hand Santa-tizer! Q: I am 2 words and have millions of letters. What am I? A: a Post Office! Q: What starts with an 'E', ends with an 'e', and has 1 letter? A: an envelope! Q: what is a ruler's favorite candy? A: Measure-mints Q: what is a dog's favorite kind of pizza? A: Pupperoni Q: What kind of musical group do killer whales play in? A: Orca-stras Totally Random Riddles (That make no sense!) There was a rabbit on one side of a really wide river and a bear on the other side. On the bear's side there was a bush of delicious berries and the bear was having a very nice breakfast. "Bear! Come over here! It's really important!" the rabbit called to the bear while he feasted on the berries. "No! I'm eating," the bear replied. So the rabbit kept on pestering the bear until he convinced the bear to cross. It took the bear the rest of the day and all night crossing the river, and he was wheezing and puffing and groaning and exhausted, but he finally made it to the rabbit. "Rabbit!" he said. "What is it you want to tell me that was so important?" The rabbit replied, "did you see how nice it looks on the other side of the river? we should totally go over there!" A muffin came up to another muffin and said, "Hey! How's it going?" The other muffin says "Pretty good, how about you?" The other muffin responds, "AHHHH! A TALKING MUFFIN!" |
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